Monday, December 12, 2016

Dun na na na *snap* *snap* THE MANSON FAMILY *snap* *snap*

Charles Manson, have you heard of him?



(Side note)

If you want to laugh really hard at this fool, just watch:
https://youtu.be/fSTIke5So0M because I can't stop.

So homeboy was born by this 16 year-old, prostitute. Unfortunately, or fortunately, however you view prostitution, she went to prison. He lived with his uncle. He ran away from this school for boys and kept running away from other schools. He committed petty crimes left and right.

He looked for his mom and she was like "no, thanks. I don't actually want you and hey everything I've ever said is a lie." After that he said he has mommy issues and doesn't trust anyone.
He was sent to a school for boys in Indiana and was raped and beaten there. He ran away 18 times.

The thing with Manson is, he never killed anyone by his own hands. He had loyal band of followers who killed for him. Obviously these women have some issues. In interviews they're all like "oh we just needed someone to love, blah blah blah."

And a happy new year

 
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Theodore Bundy! Killer! (Part 3)

We're back!

Bundy went into detail about how he lured these women to kill them. He said that he would always pretend to be injured and acted like he needed help. He would usually attack them with a crow bar and then rape them. He got a real kick out of making them feel like they were going to die. He enjoyed the terror of it all. 
BECAUSE HE WAS A FREAK

He said that "murder is about possession." So again, he was a total freak.

He, like Jeffrey Dahmer, enjoyed going back to the corpses bodies and having sex with them. He is quoted saying that he enjoyed playing god. 

This dude has taken entirely too long so let's fast forward. He was caught because he made a mistake. So he was at this lake and he was introducing himself to girls. The girls were with other people. One by one when the chicks started disappearing people started coming forward giving the police a description of a sketchy dude named Ted. 
Interestingly enough he was working for a law enforcement type agency doing a study of rapists and their victims. 

He couldn't stop killing when he moved to Utah, to go to law school. Naturally. 
Posing as an off-duty policeman at the mall he told a girl named Carol that someone had broken into her car. He got her into his car and then hand cuffed her. Home girl said "no sir" and was able to escape. She went to the police. However, Teddy boy, was a "master of disguise," no one could find him. But wait folks! He was pulled over when a trooper discovered his crowbar and other weapons. Then! Carol identified him in a line-up. He was SKEYYYREWED.

Boom. He was caught. However, he didn't admit it all until after he was sentenced for 15 years for trying to kidnap Carol. 

He decided to defend himself, he fired his lawyers! What a cocky son of a... 
After escaping a few times he killed two girls in a sorority house and then a twelve year old girl. She was kidnapped, assaulted, and killed. 

FINALLY he was pulled over again and caught. He was identified and arrested and they discovered he had murdered others.  

Trials began and he was again representing himself, he told on himself while questioning an officer. He asked that the officer describe in detail what it was like to see the girl that was found murdered.  
The jury was not dumb, as it turns out. 
He was guilty! And sentenced to death. 

He was executed in the electric chair. 

The end! 

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Theodore Bundy! Killer! (Part 2)

Alright ladies and gents we left off on Ted's first kill! Let's get right back to it.

Okay so before his first kill he was a peeping tom and a thief. He was also said to have "grandiose narcissism" which is thinking that he is above the law and outsmarting the police. When he was 15 a little 8 year old girl went missing. It is a conspiracy that Ted probz did it. But nothing was ever confirmed or proven. But if I were a betting woman I'd say he had something to do with it.

When he was in high school he had a stutter and was not popular with the ladies. But who was? High school's a rough time for all of us.
The thing is, he was described as good looking and a "nice guy." Whatever that means. Ted studied at the University of Washington where he met his first love. He was straight obsessed. He loved her hair and how smart she was and she was from a wealthy family. So all the important things. They dated for a year and then she was like nah, no more Teddy for me.

He was devastated! He was like forget school I need to find myself. So that's when he dropped out and made the discovery that his mother was actually the woman who he thought was his sister. Whoops! Cat's outta the bag.

Homeboy came back to school with a newfound love of psychology. Ironic, no? He excelled in all his classes. He fell in love with a chick named Elizabeth!
Liz loooooved her some Ted!

Sadly, he didn't really feel the same. He was secretly still talking to his ex and was trying to make her fall in love with him again. Because he's got problems, obviously.

In the mean time he was chilling with the governor trying to relaunch his campaign. He was also good at politics. He was doing this to boost his image! Ha!
He decided to meet up with the infamous first love who broke his heart. The new and improved Teddy was a sight for sore eyes apparently. She fell in love again! She agreed to marry him.

However,  Ted was out for revenge. He dumped her shortly after she said she'd marry him. Cold. Stone cold.
Shortly after this ordeal he went on a killing spree.

Killing women that specifically looked like his first girlfriend.
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Thursday, December 1, 2016

Theodore Bundy! Killer! (Part 1)

"What's one less person on the face of the earth, anyway?" 
                           - Ted Bundy









Ted Bundy is different in a lot of ways than the last killer we discussed - Dahmer. They are alike, in some ways, though. One being their main thing was necrophilia. If you don't know what that means, you should know it's sex with dead people. I don't know another way to say it. Fornicating with the deceased? That sounds a bit less harsh, I suppose. He, also like Dahmer, had severed the heads of some of his victims and cut up the body parts. Right before he was executed (by the electric chair) he said that he was not ready.
In an interview he was saying that he wouldn't lie and say that he was ready or that he had finally accepted it - taken solace. He straight up said that he did not want to die. There are a lot of really screwed up quotes by Teddy, here. See, unlike Dahmer, he didn't seem to have any remorse.

The thing about his childhood was, he was raised thinking his grandma and grandpa were his parents. This is because his mom at 23 had an illegitimate child in a home for girls. So he was "adopted" by his mom's parents and he grew up thinking his mom was his sister. I mean that's pretty messed up.
Her parents did not drink, they went to church every Sunday. Really high-key christians if you get my drift. I could've just said devout but what fun would that have been?!

He claimed that he did not want people to blame his parents, or any of his screwed up fam; this is almost exactly what Jeffrey Dahmer had said, too. He said he didn't "want people to take the easy way out." He differed from Dahmer by saying that he thinks he became so screwed up from pornography.

But listen closely children, because after he says this in the interview he's all like hold on just a sec and let me contradict myself, "side-note, I'm not actually blaming porn even though I pretty much just did," WTF?
Listen, Ted. We're just trying to understand what the deal is. Then he tries to talk about how his use of alcohol contributed to his little killing problem. Here's the thing though, just because he blames alcohol does not give anyone who likes to get a good buzz going a pass to act like a murderous fool. Just so we're clear.

Alright you know where this is going! He decided that he could not control his overwhelming urges any longer. Sound familiar? So he killed more than 30 women throughout several states: Idaho, Utah, Colorado, etc.

Home boy was smart though. Graduated law school. Not that graduating law school makes you smart but as I'm approaching the end of my first four years of college I'm understanding this stuff is no joke. I'm not really sure if you could pay me enough to go to law school. But if you have big bucks let's talk because anything is up for discussion. I'm broke, ya feel me?

Anyway! Bundy made his first kill by stalking his victim and following her to her home and bludgeoning her to death.
Well that's a good stopping point.
Nice way to wrap up part one into a neat little blood red bow. For Christmas!

See you in part two!